Posted by: Eda on: January 26, 2010
I am not the best healer. That little sentence doesn’t bother me. It never has. used to. But not anymore (and I think I’m a better friend for it =D) I am not the best healer I could be. Oh, now that sentence? Hmm. Well, it’s honest. But gosh how I wish it weren’t. When [...]
Posted by: Eda on: January 21, 2010
While battling the Midweek Meeting Boss (fyi: we came thisclose to wiping), I noticed something very interesting about our Snottidin-esque raid member: every time she was making excuses for her (lack of) performance, she completely closes her eyes. It’s like adverting her gaze to the extreme. Because all I really do in this weekly encounter [...]
Posted by: Eda on: December 9, 2009
According to legend (or maybe WoWWiki), Lord Marrowgar was pieced together by Arthas using the bones of thousands of fallen champions scattered around Ice Crown Glacier. What this means is the first boss you see, literally from the Light’s Hammer safe zone in the citadel’s entrance, is a 4 headed monstrosity wielding a gianormus axe [...]
Posted by: Eda on: October 28, 2009
This time Divine Illumination section has decided to take a well deserved vacation on a remote tropical island far, far away from the snows of Northrend. Think somewhere in the South Seas, only with less Bloodsail Bucaneers. At any rate, it’s not like there’s actually any healing done in this fight, but if you don’t [...]
Posted by: Eda on: October 22, 2009
What sparkles, shoots out swirly gobs of light, and keeps warlocks’ mana pools full? Divine Illumination of course! This installment finally finishes up the ghoulish halls of Naxxramas! So, hang on to your robes fellow healers (I can say that because even pallies have robes nowadays!)! Kel’Thuzad, your time has come! The giant frost wyrm [...]
Posted by: Eda on: September 4, 2009
Divine Illumination – quality installments of your favorite boss kills. Guaranteed to prepare you for all bosses between Sartharion and Anub’arak. All yours for only 3 small payments of $19.99. Please no C.O.D. Act now and receive your very own ghoul Plushy! *limited while supplies last* Not interested? Hrm. Maybe we should just start digging [...]
Posted by: Eda on: August 28, 2009
Divine Illumination was so overwhelmed by the gargantuan constructs that were Patchy and Grobby, it needed to lie down and rest for a bit before it could continue forward. Now we bring to you the conclusion of the Construct Quarter — Gluth and Thaddius. Gluth (aka Frankenpuppy, or as I like to call him, Frank)Oh, [...]
Posted by: Eda on: August 27, 2009
Each installment of Divine Illumination is guaranteed to bring kumbayah, patcholi, and a couple of magic brownies to raids. They might not be THE magical brownies, but they’re so fluffy and tasty, nobody cares if they don’t infuse THC into your bloodstream. And what better way to add to raid unity than to slaughter a [...]
Posted by: Eda on: August 27, 2009
Here we are again: another Divine Illumination, and a few more bosses dead! Please bear through the verbosity of these last few posts; once we’re finished in Naxx, we’ll be putting out posts with only one boss fight per entry. Onto the third section of Naxx, the Military Quarter. Looking through the archway into the [...]
Posted by: Eda on: August 26, 2009
Every installment of Divine Illumination is jam packed with kittens, rainbows and cupcakes! Or maybe it’s just a healer’s guide of sorting through Wrath of the Lich King’s raid bosses. I think I like the first better… Last time, I covered the Arachnid Quarter of Naxx. Time to move onto what’s regarded as the second [...]